Author: dpatrickryan

Double Trouble Brewing Co. French Press Vanilla Stout Milk / Sweet Stout at 4.8% ABV (C$3.56 at NLC Stavanger, 473 ml, best before 1-Mar-2017, acquired 31-Oct-2016, reviewed 6-Nov-2016)

Appearance: near opaque deep brown with ruby highlights, two fat fingers of fluffy beige head, good retention and spotty lacing. (4/5) Aroma: vanilla, espresso, sweet roasty malt, chocolate. (6/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter, light metallic. (4/10) Medium-light body tending watery, moderate-low carbonation, slightly astringent mildly bitter finish. (2/5)

Starts off promising, with dark and rich color and an excellent fluffy head. The aroma is pleasant, with sweet vanilla and dark coffee dominating malt. Unfortunately, things fall apart pretty emphatically with the flavour and mouth feel, with a metallic tinge and a thin body falling off to watery. Not terrible, but definitely not a great example of the style. (11/20)

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Creemore Springs Oktoberfest Oktoberfest / Märzen at 5.4% ABV (C$6.10 at NLC Stavanger, 625 ml, no bottle date or best before, acquired 21-Oct-2016, reviewed 5-Nov-2016)

Appearance: clear pale amber with one fat finger of fluffy white head, good retention and moderate lacing. (4/5) Aroma: caramel malt, breads, grassy noble hops, floral, earth. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-low bitter. (7/10) Medium body, moderate carbonation, medium duration mildly bitter finish. (3/5)

A decent Märzen, if not very exciting. There are certainly hints of the Molson ownership coming through here, but they aren’t as overt as one might fear. As is so often the case, the way to make a lager palatable is to make it taste as much like an ale as possible, and this certainly accomplishes that. (14/20)

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Bavaria Brewery Dutch Windmill Euro Pale Lager at 4.6% ABV (CUC1.00 at Pullman Cayo Coco, 330 ml, bottle date 31-Aug-2015, best before 28-Feb-2017, acquired 26-Oct-2016, reviewed 5-Nov-2016)

Appearance: clear straw with one finger of loose white head diminishing rapidly to a persistent thick cap, moderate lacing. (3/5) Aroma: floral, yeasty, pale and caramel malt, corn adjunct, grassy. (5/10) Taste: moderate sweet, mild bitter. (4/10) Medium-light body, moderate carbonation, short duration mildly bitter finish. (2/5)

Probably the best of the few beers I brought back from Cuba – possibly because it’s Dutch, not Cuban? It’s not dominated by pale malt and grassy hops the way so many Pale Lagers are, and there’s almost a Belgian ale-like floral and yeasty note. I don’t actually dislike this, when you come right down to it. (9/20)

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Cervecería Bucanero S.A. Bucanero Fuerte Pale Lager at 5.4% ABV (CUC1.00 at Pullman Cayo Coco, 355 ml, best before 16-Sep-2017, acquired 26-Oct-2016, reviewed 5-Nov-2016)

Appearance: clear pale gold with a thin, short-lived white head, no lacing. (2/5) Aroma: grainy pale and caramel malt, adjunct sweetness, grassy, light skunk. (4/10) Taste: moderate sweet, mild bitter. (4/10) Medium body, moderate carbonation, sweetish short duration finish. (2/5)

My guess is this is basically the same recipe as Cristal, but with a slightly beefier malt bill, adding a little more colour, body, and ABV. But to be honest, I can’t be arsed to do the research. Slightly better than Cristal, perhaps, but still one that really belongs on a hot beach and pretty much nowhere else. And no, it’s not particularly fuerte. (8/20)

4/10 #ryansbooze ryansbooze.com

Cervecería Bucanero S.A. Cristal Pale Lager at 4.9% ABV (CUC1.00 at Pullman Cayo Coco, 355 ml, best before 30-Sep-2017, acquired 26-Oct-2016, reviewed 5-Nov-2016)

Appearance: clear straw with a thin, short-lived white head, no lacing. (2/5) Aroma: grainy pale malt, adjunct sweetness, grassy, light skunk. (3/10) Taste: moderate sweet, mild bitter. (4/10) Medium-light watery body, moderate carbonation, sweetish short duration finish. (2/5)

All I can say is, it’s a damn sight better when you’re drinking it before noon on a hot beach. If anything, I may be being generous in the rating here. (7/20)

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Mahou (Grupo Mahou-San Miguel) Mahou Cinco Estrellas Euro Pale Lager at 5.5% ABV (CUC0.80 at Pullman Cayo Coco, 330 ml, packaging date 6-Jun-2015, best before 12–Dec-2016, acquired 26-Oct-2016, reviewed 02-Nov-2016)

Appearance: clear straw with one finger of fluffy white head, moderate retention and lacing. (3/5) Aroma: pale cereal grains, lemon, fruit (figs?), grassy, nutty, cardboard. (4/10) Taste: moderate sweet, mild bitter. (4/10) Medium-light body, moderate carbonation, sweetish short duration finish. (2/5)

Huh… not actually terrible – so, better than I expected. Starts off a bit sweet, but the bitter balances out to some degree in the finish. There’s also some lemon and fruit tones adding a hint of complexity and further tempering the sweetness. Could’ve drunk more of these in Cuba, I guess. (8/20)

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Font Salem Portugal (Damm) Prima Pilsener Czech Pilsener at 5.2% ABV (CUC1.00 at Pullman Cayo Coco, 355 ml, best before 06–Feb-2017, acquired 26-Oct-2016, reviewed 02-Nov-2016)

Appearance: clear pale straw with a thin, short-lived white head, no lacing. (2/5) Aroma: grainy pale malt, adjunct sweetness, grassy, light yeast. (4/10) Taste: moderate-high sweet, mild bitter. (4/10) Medium-light watery body, moderate carbonation, sweetish short duration finish. (2/5)

Pretty marginal pilsener with absolutely nothing to recommend it. Good thing the nice customs guy didn’t charge me any duty for being 5 beer over my allowance! (7/20)

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Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery Mythology Czech Pilsener at 5.3% ABV | 24 IBU (C$2.39 at NLC Stavanger, 355 ml, no bottle date or best before, acquired 1-Nov-2016, reviewed 1-Nov-2016)

Appearance: clear pale gold with one finger of rocky white head settling rapidly to a thick moderately persistent cap, no lacing. (3/5) Aroma: grassy hay, crackery malt, honey, light floral. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, mild bitter, light spice. (7/10) Light crisp body, moderate carbonation, off-dry mildly bitter and lightly spicy finish. (3/5)

A solid Czech-Style Pilsener, with clean aromas, crisp body, and a lightly spicy noble hop finish, but that’s as far as it goes. Decent enough, I suppose, especially for sessioning, but surprisingly (and somewhat disappointingly) normal for Flying Monkeys. (13/20)

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Garrison Brewing Company / Beau’s All Natural Brewing Company Sweet Rye’d Harvest Wheat Ale Rye Beer at 6% ABV | 40 IBU (C$2.26 at NLC Stavanger, 341 ml, bottle date 22-Sep-2016, acquired 31-Oct-2016, reviewed 1-Nov-2016)

Appearance: clear pale to medium amber with one finger of creamy ivory head, good retention and moderate lacing. (4/5) Aroma: spicy rye, caramel malt, grass, floral, earth. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter, light spice. (7/10) Medium slightly oily body, moderate carbonation, off-dry bitter and mildly spicy finish. (3/5)

A solid offering from a collaboration between two competent brewers. As usual, I quite enjoy the presence of a bold and spicy rye, and I wouldn’t call it overwhelming here. I’m just a little puzzled by the characterization of this as a “Wheat Ale” when there’s so very little wheat character. A minor quibble, perhaps, but I like the label to reflect what’s in the bottle. Pedantry aside, I can definitely recommend this as worth trying, particularly if you enjoy Rye IPA’s. (14/20)

7/10 #ryansbooze ryansbooze.com

Garrison Brewing Company _Double Jack Imperial Pumpkin_ Fruit / Vegetable Beer at 8% ABV | 30 IBU _(C$6.27 at NLC Stavanger, 650 ml, no bottle date or best before, acquired 21-Oct-2016, reviewed 21-Oct-2016)_

Appearance: clear medium amber with one finger of creamy ivory head, good retention and patchy lacing. (3/5) Aroma: pumpkin, spices, sweet malt, boozy fruitcake. (6/10) Taste: moderate-high sweet, moderate bitter, mild spice. (6/10) Medium-full body, moderate carbonation, sweet and mildly spicy finish. (3/5)

I know I sometimes get a bit harsh with Garrison – but to be fair, they usually deserve it. (To my mind, at their worst they can come across as a slightly less objectionable version of Alexander Keith’s.) So, when I say this isn’t terrible, I don’t mean to damn them with faint praise – the fact that I’m not slamming them (and hard, about a pumpkin beer, of all things) means just that: it’s not terrible, and I’m slightly… well, maybe not “surprised” by that, but at the very least “glad that my innate cynicism didn’t win out this time”. It smells like a not-entirely-fake pumpkin pie crossed with a boozy fruitcake (and I have boozy fruitcakes marinating in my cellar right now, so I know that of which I speak), and tastes much the same, complete with a not-insignificant alcoholic kick. So… win-win? (Or at the very least, not a loss.) (12/20)

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