Brouwerij Haacht Brasserie Levrette Blanche à La Cerise – Wheat Ale at 3.5% ABV (€2.40 at Carrefour City, 330 ml, best before 6-Jul-2024, acquired 15-Feb-2024, reviewed 15-Feb-2024)
Appearance: clear pink with a large fluffy pale pink head, good retention and spotty lacing. (3/5) Aroma: sweet slightly artificial cherry. (6/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate tart, moderate-low bitter. (6/10) Palate: light body, high carbonation, short tart finish. (3/5)
It is what it is: a flavoured wheat ale, completely and utterly dominated by the adjunct. A little fake and cough syrup-like, and definitely nothing interesting, but it would probably be fine over ice on a sunny patio. (12/20)
Saint Arnold Brewing Company Banger IPA – American Double / Imperial IPA at 8.4% ABV | 29 IBU (C$5.59 at Jetway Mr. Express, 568 ml, packaged on 20-Nov-2023, acquired 4-Feb-2024, reviewed 4-Feb-2024)
Appearance: hazy medium gold with one finger of fluffy pale ivory head diminishing rapidly to a thin skim, spotty soapy lacing. (3/5) Aroma: mild, tropical fruit, melon, cereal grains. (6/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (6/10) Palate: medium body falling off slightly thin, moderate-low carbonation, off-dry short finish. (3/5)
Hopped with Strata and Simcoe, malts are 2-row, torrefied wheat, white wheat, carafoam. The aroma is mild without a whole lot of hop presence, and although the body seems to start off nominally medium, it falls off slightly thin. Yes, it’s on the older side, but even so: not in fact a banger. There’s nothing offensive here, but I couldn’t be bothered to finish the pint. (12/20)
Karbach Brewing Co. Hopadillo Hazy IPA – American IPA at 6% ABV | 20 IBU (US$3.99 at Jetway Mr. Express, 568 ml, best before 3-Apr-2024, acquired 4-Feb-2024, reviewed 4-Feb-2024)
Appearance: hazy pale gold with one fat finger of fluffy pale ivory head diminishing gradually to a thin skim, moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: tropical fruit, citrus, cereal grains. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium body, moderate-low carbonation, off-dry short finish. (4/5)
Hopped with Citra and Mosaic; malts are two row pale, flaked wheat, flaked oats, and malted wheat. The aroma and flavour start off quite pleasant and style-appropriate for a Hazy, but both fade a bit faster than I’d like, tempering my initial enthusiasm. I thought I was going to like this better than the original Hopadillo, but at the end of the day I’m scoring it about the same. (15/20)
Lagunitas Brewing Company Maximus Colossal IPA – American Double / Imperial IPA at 9% ABV | 60 IBU (568 ml, packaged on 31-Oct-2023, acquired 3-Feb-2024, reviewed 4-Feb-2024)
Appearance: hazy pale amber with one fat finger of fluffy pale ivory head, good retention and moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: earthy pine, floral, citrus, bready caramel. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-high bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium body, moderate carbonation, sweetish medium duration warming finish. (4/5)
Brewer notes say this is hopped with Simcoe, Cascade, and Centennial. This example is a bit old, so maybe the hops have faded a bit, but still, it’s not really all that hop forward. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that (another – see yesterday) gas station beer isn’t all that sophisticated, but there you go. I saw this called a “malt liquor IPA”, which I think is a fair, if somewhat shade-casting, assessment. (14/20)
Stone Brewing Company ///Fear.Movie.Lions – American Double / Imperial IPA at 8.5% ABV | 60 IBU (568 ml, packaged on 24-Aug-2023, best before 22-Dec-2023, acquired 3-Feb-2024, reviewed 29-Jan-2024)
Appearance: hazy medium gold with one finger of fine pale ivory head diminishing gradually to a thin skim, moderate soapy lacing. (3/5) Aroma: tropical & muddled fruit, bready malts. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-high bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium body, moderate carbonation, sweetish medium duration mildly warming finish. (4/5)
In case it’s not obvious, the name is a WhatThreeWords location for a 3m grid square in their the middle of their Richmond Virginia brewery. (I guess it sounds better than “privately.cable.onion” a couple squares over, or “discouraged.stones.visit” in their tap room?) If you ask me, there’s something very apropos about Stone using W3W for naming: they both seemed poised to be game-changers a few years ago, before everyone kinda went “Wait, how is this even a thing?” And yeah, to be fair, they both work – sorta. But they’re both also kind of up their own asses. And yes, I was an unabashed fanboy with Arrogant Bastard and Enjoy By and some other offerings, but then they kinda jumped the shark with the Stochastity project, and Berlin, and any number of other swings and misses, and I was more than a little over them. Which leaves me here, older, wiser, crankier, balder, fatter… ahem. Anyway, it’s not that bad: I sort of get the stated intent of merging WCIPA with NEIPA, but I also sort of feel like this is a day late and a dollar short effort to hop on a bandwagon. It does a good job of making a fairly high ABV quite palatable, but other than that, it’s merely OK. (14/20)
The Establishment Brewing Company Wandering Star – American Porter at 5.8% ABV (C$4.50 at Safeway Liquor D’Arcy Crossing, 473 ml, packaged on 15-Nov-2023, acquired 23-Jan-2024, reviewed 29-Jan-2024)
Appearance: clear cola brown with one finger of loose beige head diminishing gradually to a thin skim, spotty lacing. (3/5) Aroma: dark chocolate, coffee, toasted bread, caramel, floral, earth. (8/10) Taste: moderate-high sweet, moderate-high bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium body, moderate carbonation, slightly sticky lingering bitter finish. (3/5)
The hell? It’s just a name change? Lame. What happened, they get hate mail from Fat Sherpas? Anyway, my opinion on this hasn’t changed: it’s fine. Which, for this brewery, is damnation with faint praise. (14/20)
This will apparently not be a unique Untappd check-in.
Lagabière Brasserie Artisanale Ta Meilleure – American IPA at 7% ABV (C$5.20 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 21-Nov-2023, acquired 16-Jan-2024, reviewed 26-Jan-2024)
Appearance: hazy pale gold with two fingers of loose pale ivory head, good retention and moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: melon, tropical fruit, bready malts, citrus, resiny pine. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (7/10) Palate: smooth medium body, moderate carbonation, off-dry medium duration mildly warming finish. (4/5)
I dunno whose best (“meilleure”) this is, but it’s certainly not the best example of the style I’ve had. Hell, it’s not the best I’ve had this week. That’s not to say it isn’t good – it is – but it doesn’t really stand out all that much in a very crowded field. (15/20)
Refined Fool Brewing Co. Party Sharks Foggy IPA – American IPA at 6.5% ABV | 35 IBU (C$6.15 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 16-Oct-2023, acquired 16-Jan-2024, reviewed 25-Jan-2024)
Appearance: hazy pale amber with two fingers of loose pale ivory head, good retention and spotty soapy lacing. (3/5) Aroma: tropical & stone fruit, bready malts. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium body, moderate carbonation, off-dry medium duration finish. (4/5)
A fairly middle of the road offering with little to differentiate it in a very crowded field. (14/20)
Surly Brewing Co. Axe Man – American IPA at 7.2% ABV (C$8.25 at Collective, 473 ml, best before 3-Dec-2023, acquired 16-Jan-2024, reviewed 24-Jan-2024)
Appearance: hazy pale gold with one fat finger of loose white head diminishing gradually to a thin cap, spotty lacing. (3/5) Aroma: dank resiny pine, tropical fruit, pale malt, citrus. (8/10) Taste: moderate sweet, high bitter. (8/10) Palate: medium body, moderate carbonation, warming lingering bitter finish. (4/5)
Hopped with Citra and Mosaic. I had Amager Bryghus original iteration of this, Todd the Axe Man, about five years ago. Like that one, the appearance could use work. However, I think this one’s age has affected the flavour profile, making it slightly less enjoyable for me. To be fair, I did make a point of checking dates during my last trip to the store, so I have no explanation why I bought this one after its BB date, but there you go. I’m going to have to make an effort to find a fresher copy of this to give it a fairer review, but for now this is how it shakes out. (16/20)
Annex Ale Project Waste Land – American IPA at 6.4% ABV (C$5.45 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 8-Nov-2023, acquired 16-Jan-2024, reviewed 24-Jan-2024)
Appearance: clear pale amber with two fingers of fluffy pale ivory head, excellent retention and well-defined soapy lacing. (5/5) Aroma: resiny pine, caramel, citrus. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-high bitter. (8/10) Palate: medium body, moderate-lively carbonation, off-dry medium duration finish. (4/5)
Well, that’s gotta take the record for the most sanctimonious label notes ever, but the beer isn’t quite as bitter, so it’s all good. The brewer notes indicate this is hopped with Chinook, Simcoe, Galena, Citra, Galaxy, and Spectrum Citra. There’s not quite as much hop presence in the aroma as I like there to be, but overall it’s a solid example of the WCIPA style, and a definite pre-haze-craze throwback with a classic bitter finish. (16/20)
