Author: dpatrickryan

Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery Sparklepuff Galaxy Starfighter, Defender of the Universe – Triple IPA at 10.2% ABV | 34 IBU (C$4.81 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 12-Jul-2021, acquired 3-Sep-2021, reviewed 11-Sep-2021)

Appearance: clear particulate-laden pale gold with three fingers of loose pale yellow head, good retention, spotty lacing. (3/5) Aroma: mild, stone fruit, citrus zest, pale malt. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium slick body, moderate carbonation, lingering warming finish. (3/5)

I’ve had this style enough times that I grudgingly capitulate to it being a style – but I still don’t like it. That’s not to say I don’t like high ABV’s, or for that matter, getting drunk: I like both very much, and reject modern attempts to demonize either. (And, for that matter, I also have to acknowledge this brewery as being one of my first introductions to the entire concept of craft beer, a debt which I can in truth never repay.) Not only that, the brewer web site specifies the hop schedule with sufficient precision that one might actually be able to reproduce it, were one so inclined: Simcoe, Idaho-7, Three Dry Hop Additions (Fermentation Days 4, 8 & 12) Simcoe, Idaho 7, Vic Secret. That being said, this really still is a bit twee – if that can be said about a street urchin who would cheerfully crack you on the head and steal your wallet. Despite its enthusiastic (and wayward urchin encouraging) ABV, the aroma is relatively restrained, which doesn’t particularly impress me. I mean, yeah, I’d have another, if only because I’m half off my ass on the first. (14/20)

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Situation Brewing Mainly Sunny Hazy Pale Ale – American Pale Ale at 4.7% ABV | 16 IBU (C$4.05 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 13-Aug-2021, acquired 3-Sep-2021, reviewed 11-Sep-2021)

Appearance: hazy straw with two fat fingers of loose white head, good retention, moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: citrus, melon, floral, doughy yeast. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, low bitter. (7/10) Palate: light body, moderate-lively carbonation, off-dry light bitter finish. (3/5)

Doughy yeast initially led the way, but faded fairly quickly, leaving a pleasant citrus/melon blend. The body is light, tending watery, but finishes clean with no astringency. Decent enough, I suppose, but definitely feels like a Session. (14/20)

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Citizen Brewing Company One Love Hazy ISA – Session IPA at 4.8% ABV | 15 IBU (C$4.36 at Collective, 473 ml, no packaging date or best before, acquired 3-Sep-2021, reviewed 11-Sep-2021)

Appearance: hazy straw with two fat fingers of loose white head, good retention, moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: citrus, mint, pale biscuity malt, light tropical fruit, hint of coconut. (8/10) Taste: moderate sweet, low bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium-light body, moderate-lively carbonation, off-dry light bitter finish. (4/5)

Pleasantly hoppy aroma, with elements of some interesting ANZ-style hops, though I can’t find any brewer notes confirming precisely what’s being used here. Bright and easy drinking, with a low enough ABV to make it a true Session. (15/20)

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Trolley No. 5 Brewpub Juicy 5.0 – American IPA at 7% ABV | 33 IBU (C$4.00 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 14-Jun-2021, acquired 3-Sep-2021, reviewed 10-Sep-2021)

Appearance: hazy pale gold with two fat growing fingers of loose off-white head, good retention and moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: bready caramel, stone fruit, citrus, melon, coconut. (6/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium body, moderate carbonation, off-dry medium bitter finish. (4/5)

More malty and yeasty than juicy, if you ask me. The flavour and palate are a little better than the aroma, and in particular it drinks much more easily than might be expected for its ABV. (14/20)

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Île Sauvage Brewing Ouest – American IPA at 7% ABV (C$4.95 at Collective, 473 ml, no packaging date or best before, acquired 3-Sep-2021, reviewed 9-Sep-2021)

Appearance: hazy pale gold with a massive rocky off-white head, excellent retention and moderate spotty lacing. (3/5) Aroma: resiny pine, caramel, citrus. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-high bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium body, moderate carbonation, off-dry medium bitter finish. (4/5)

Decent WC-style IPA with resiny pine front and centre, but not overwhelming. I was a bit concerned that the massive head indicated an infection, but I didn’t get any off notes in the aroma or flavour. I’m not getting any of the coconut I usually associate with Sabro, but otherwise there’s a decent balance of citrus and pine. (14/20)

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Coronado Brewing Company Mango Farm Hazy IPA – American IPA at 6.8% ABV (C$5.08 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 29-Jun-2021, acquired 3-Sep-2021, reviewed 8-Sep-2021)

Appearance: hazy pale gold with two fat fingers of rocky pale ivory head, good retention and moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: sweet tropical & citrus, lactose. (7/10) Taste: moderate-high sweet, moderate bitter. (7/10) Palate: smooth medium slightly creamy body, moderate carbonation, sweet sticky medium bitter finish. (3/5)

More a “milkshake” style than a “hazy”, in my opinion, with everything that implies. Sweet, with a creamy sticky finish. OK for a change from the typical, but a definite one-and-done. (14/20)

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Last Best Brewing and Distilling Firebird Hazy IPA Encore – American IPA at 7.8% ABV (C$4.50 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 30-Jul-2021, acquired 3-Sep-2021, reviewed 7-Sep-2021)

Appearance: slightly hazy pale gold with one fat finger of rocky pale ivory head, good retention and spotty soapy lacing. (3/5) Aroma: tropical & stone fruit, caramel, citrus, floral. (7/10) Taste: moderate-high sweet, moderate-high bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium slightly slick body, moderate carbonation, sweetish medium bitter warming finish. (3/5)

Malty and boozy with tropical fruits dominant on the front end. Muddled and lacking direction. And not exactly “hazy”, either. (13/20)

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Red Church Brewing Co. Session Ale – Session IPA at 4.2% ABV | 33 IBU (C$4.09 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 16-Aug-2021, acquired 3-Sep-2021, reviewed 7-Sep-2021)

Appearance: clear deep gold with two fat fingers of growing rocky pale ivory head, excellent retention and moderate soapy lacing. (5/5) Aroma: citrus, herbal/grass, caramel, light resiny pine. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium-light body, moderate-lively carbonation, off-dry medium bitter slightly astringent finish. (3/5)

I try not to criticize a Session for being a Session, and this one certainly has respectable aroma and flavour, particularly for the style. However, the body, while not inappropriately thin, still has a tendency to fall off a little watery, and that seems to be contributing to a slightly astringent touch in the finish. Moreover, a key characteristic of a Session would presumably be, would you like another? – and I’m not entirely sure I would. (14/20)

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Coronado Brewing Company 25th Anniversary IPA – American IPA at 7.5% ABV (C$5.26 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 28-Jul-2021, acquired 3-Sep-2021, reviewed 5-Sep-2021)

Appearance: clear pale straw with one fat finger of rocky pale ivory head, good retention and minimal lacing. (3/5) Aroma: mild, berries, herbal, citrus, light dank pine. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-high bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium body, moderate-soft carbonation, off-dry medium bitter finish. (4/5)

I dunno – I suppose Coronado would know better than I do, but this doesn’t feel all that San Diego-ish to me. The aroma is mild and not particularly dank or piney, and herbal or berry notes are more emphatic than any citrus. It’s OK, but I’m not particularly thrilled by it, and certainly don’t consider it a worthy 25th anniversary effort. (14/20)

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Mountains Walking Brewery Cloud Curtain Galaxy – American Double / Imperial IPA at 8.5% ABV | 20 IBU (C$7.75 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 26-Feb-2021, acquired 3-Sep-2021, reviewed 5-Sep-2021)

Appearance: hazy opaque straw with two fingers of rocky off-white head, excellent retention and heavy soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: muddled tropical fruit, cereal grains, citrus, lactose. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-low bitter. (7/10) Palate: smooth medium-thick body, moderate-soft carbonation, off-dry warming finish. (3/5)

I feel a little bad rating this this way because of the age, but it is what it is, so… I dunno, if I see a newer one, I’ll rate it again? The aroma and flavour are muddled, and the  oatiness of the body combined with the low(er) carbonation make it a bit thick and syrupy. It’s OK, but nothing great. (14/20)

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