Author: dpatrickryan

Bellwoods Brewery Jelly King Raspberry & Blackberry – Sour / Wild Ale at 5.6% ABV (C$14.35 at Collective, 650 ml, packaged on 17-Feb-2021, acquired 26-Mar-2021, reviewed 4-Apr-2021)

Appearance: slightly muddy purplish-red with one fat finger of fluffy pink head, good retention and minimal lacing. (3/5) Aroma: jammy raspberry & field berries. (8/10) Taste: moderate-high tart, moderate sweet, moderate-low bitter. (8/10) Palate: medium-light body, moderate carbonation, tart finish. (4/5)

Similar to the Plum variant, in that the fruit adjunct overwhelms everything else. Actually, I think this one does that even more, to the extent that there’s really nothing else detectable. That’s not a complaint, because the fruit is lovely, bright and juicy, and the sweetness isn’t overwhelming. (16/20)

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Evil Twin Brewing IPA Is Not A Problem To Be Solved, But A Reality To Be Experienced – American IPA at 10% ABV (C$11.30 at Collective, 473 ml, no packaging date or best before, acquired 26-Mar-2021, reviewed 1-Apr-2021)

Appearance: hazy straw with one fat finger of fluffy pale ivory head, good retention and moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: juicy tropical & stone fruit, cereal grains, citrus, resiny pine. (9/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-high bitter. (9/10) Palate: medium-full slightly creamy body, moderate carbonation, off-dry lingering bitter warming finish. (4/5)

Wow, that title is almost unbearably pretentious, innit? (But then, when aren’t Evil Twin’s names unbearably pretentious?) Good beer though. As usual I can’t find any proper brewer’s notes from Jeppe, but secondary sources say it’s DDH’d with Waimea, Citra, and Wakatu. Surprisingly easy drinking for a double digit ABV, with just a mild alcohol spiciness and warming in the finish. Crushable, until you fall over. (17/20)

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Fair State Co-Op Pahlay – American Pale Ale at 5% ABV | 45 IBU (C$5.08 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 25-Dec-2020, acquired 26-Mar-2021, reviewed 1-Apr-2021)

Appearance: hazy pale straw with one fat finger of fluffy white head, good retention and moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: zesty citrus, cereal grains, tropical fruit, resiny pine. (9/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (9/10) Palate: medium-light body, moderate carbonation, off-dry medium duration bitter finish. (4/5)

Hopped with Citra, Citra Cryo, Denali, and Simcoe Cryo; malts are 2 row, flaked oats and wheat, and malted wheat. And, unsurprisingly, the yeast is London III. Brewer notes say mango, but for me it looks, smells, and tastes like grapefruit juice, albeit with some tropical fruit and just a hint of pine in the background. Very nice, easy drinking and eminently crushable, the would be an excellent go-to. (17/20)

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Ale Architect Brewing Ltd. Lil’ Crispy – Helles Lager at 5% ABV (C$4.20 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 23-Nov-2020, acquired 26-Mar-2021, reviewed 1-Apr-2021)

Appearance: clear straw with one finger of short-lived white head, no lacing. (3/5) Aroma: mild, cereal grains, grass, herbs. (8/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (8/10) Palate: medium-light body, moderate carbonation, off-dry short duration crisp finish. (4/5)

Pretty much what it says on the label: light, clean, and crisp. Leaves very little trace of its passing, including on the completely lace-free glass. No challenges here, just a straight-up refreshing Helles. (15/20)

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Blindman Brewing Barrel-Aged Brett 24-2 Stock Ale – English Strong Ale at 8.1% ABV | 23 IBU (C$14.76 at Collective, 500 ml, no packaging date or best before, acquired 26-Mar-2021, reviewed 31-Mar-2021)

Appearance: clear amber-brown with one finger of dense light tan head, excellent retention and minimal soapy lacing. (5/5) Aroma: complex, red berries, oak, leather, vanilla, dark fruit, bourbon. (9/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter, light tart. (8/10) Palate: medium slightly slick body, moderate carbonation, drying slightly tart finish. (4/5)

This one was aged in Four Roses bourbon barrels that previously held their Imperial Stout, giving some great complexity and depth of flavour. There’s a lot going on here, between the name (the farm where the Newdale malt barley was grown), the artwork (the Percheron drafts used during planting and the previously-referred roses), and the local malting (Red Shed), all topped off with some custom Escarpment Brett. Interestingly, the Brett seems to be present not as the typical funky horse blanket notes one often encounters, but more as tart red berries. (Not a criticism of horse blankets by any means, just an observation.) This is a big, complex sipper that encourages settin’ and thinkin’ – or maybe just settin’. (17/20)

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O.T. Brewing Company Crash Pad Pale Ale – American Pale Ale at 5.6% ABV | 52 IBU (C$4.50 at Collective, 473 ml, no packaging date or best before, acquired 26-Mar-2021, reviewed 31-Mar-2021)

Appearance: clear pale gold with three fingers of fluffy white head, good retention and minimal soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: citrus, melon, pale malt, tropical & stone fruit, herbal/floral. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium-light body, moderate carbonation, off-dry medium duration bitter slightly astringent finish. (3/5)

Brewer notes say this is dry-hopped with Cascade, Amarillo, and Motueka. I’m getting pretty much the standard profile you’d expect from those hops, but also with a little herbal or floral in the end. Decent, but not very exciting. (14/20)

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Bruery Terreux Just A Kiss – Saison at 5.3% ABV (C$5.53 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 9-Feb-2021, acquired 26-Mar-2021, reviewed 30-Mar-2021)

Appearance: clear straw with one fat finger of fluffy white head, good retention and moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: vinous oak, horseblankety funk, floral, honey. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter, light tart. (7/10) Palate: medium-light body, moderate carbonation, off-dry lightly tart slightly astringent finish. (3/5)

Dunno if I’d know an orange blossom to save my life, but it’s certainly floral in addition to the oak and funk. Pleasant, but not particularly memorable. (14/20)

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Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery Grand Terrestrial Rhapsody – American Double / Imperial IPA at 8.1% ABV | 40 IBU (C$5.35 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 11-Mar-2021, acquired 26-Mar-2021, reviewed 29-Mar-2021)

Appearance: clear straw with three fingers of fluffy pale ivory head, excellent retention and moderate soapy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: pineapple, vinous grape, pale malt, citrus. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium-light body, moderate carbonation, off-dry mildly bitter finish. (4/5)

Dominated by pineapple, but not excessively sweet and surprisingly easy drinking. (15/20)

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New Level Brewing Saisons In The Abyss Born of Fire #2 – Saison at 6.5% ABV (C$5.35 at Collective, 473 ml, packaged on 21-Sep-2020, acquired 26-Mar-2021, reviewed 28-Mar-2021)

Appearance: slightly hazy pale gold with one finger of loose white head, good retention and minimal spotty lacing. (3/5) Aroma: complex, vinous oak, pineapple, horse blanket, lemon zest, stone fruit. (8/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter, light tart. (8/10) Palate: medium body, moderate carbonation, drying funky lightly tart finish. (4/5)

Not gonna lie: I’m probably more impressed with the Bob’s Burgers punniness of the name than anything else, except maybe the Slayer reference itself, because, come on, motherfucking Slayer. That aside, this is interesting, with a lot (maybe a little too much?) going on, with distinct contributions from the oak, Brett, and adjunct fruits. (15/20)

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Shoreline Brewing Co. Smoke Show Hazy IPA – American IPA at 6% ABV | 40 IBU (C$5.00 at Collective, 473 ml, no packaging date or best before, acquired 26-Mar-2021, reviewed 27-Mar-2021)

Appearance: hazy straw with a massive fluffy loose white head, good retention and moderate soapy lacing. (3/5) Aroma: tropical fruit, cereal grains, citrus. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (7/10) Palate: medium body, moderate carbonation, off-dry medium duration finish. (4/5)

A perfectly serviceable example of the style, without any real negatives, aside from a slightly muddy appearance and unwieldy head. It’s also missing any particular positives, except perhaps for the way the lingering tropical fruit note becomes almost exactly pineapple. Damned with faint praise? Perhaps, but in all honesty not one that I’m likely to remember or seek out in future. By the same token, though, I’m not about to boycott the brewer, so we’ll see if any other offerings are more impressive. (12/20)

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