RyansBooze

Bent Stick Brewing Co. Dark Farm Saison at 5% ABV (C$7.60 at Sherbrooke Liquor, 650 ml, no bottle date or best before, acquired 17-Dec-2016, reviewed 18-Dec-2016)

Appearance: cloudy brown with a fluffy three finger rocky beige head, excellent retention and moderate lacing. (3/5) Aroma: caramel, toasted bread, citrus and grassy. (6/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (6/10) Palate: medium body, lively carbonation, sweetish moderate bitter and lightly spicy finish. (3/5)

Meh – another mess from Bent Stick. Unmanageable head, muddy appearance, and an aroma/flavour profile that’s far more Brown Ale than Saison/Farmhouse. It’s not actually offensive, but I can’t see bothering with another one of theirs. (12/20)

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Bent Stick Brewing Co. Swap the Hops Pale Ale American Pale Ale at 5% ABV (C$5.56 at Willow Park Wine & Spirits, 650 ml, no bottle date or best before, acquired 13-Dec-2016, reviewed 18-Dec-2016)

Appearance: hazy deep gold with a massive and growing four fingers of rocky white head, excellent retention and chunky patchy lacing. (3/5) Aroma: citrus, caramel, floral, apple, grainy malt. (6/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (6/10) Palate: medium body, lively to moderate carbonation, off-dry medium bitter finish. (3/5)

Another near-gusher from Bent Stick – I’m starting to sense a pattern here. This one was even more out of control than The Crusher, even with a nearly horizontal pour. Aromas and flavours are very similar to The Crusher, although slightly more pronounced. At least the body and carbonation don’t drop off quite as badly, so I guess it has that going for it. But, seriously, dudes: “hops will vary”, but you don’t have any sort of release date or batch numbering? How about you, ohhhh I dunno, DATE YOUR DAMN BOTTLES? I’ve got one more of theirs to try but I think I might be done with these guys after that – I like to support local brewers, but life’s too short to put up with ones who insist on making all of the most annoying mistakes. (12/20)

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Bent Stick Brewing Co. The Crusher Lean and Mean ISA Session IPA at 4.5% ABV (C$7.60 at Sherbrooke Liquor, 650 ml, no bottle date or best before, acquired 17-Dec-2016, reviewed 18-Dec-2016)

Appearance: hazy deep gold with a massive and growing three fingers of rocky ivory head, excellent retention and chunky patchy lacing. (4/5) Aroma: muted, caramel, citrus, grassy/herbal. (6/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter. (6/10) Palate: medium-light body tending watery, lively to soft carbonation, short mild bitter finish. (3/5)

I thought it was going to be “The Gusher” when I heard the explosive decapping, but caught it all (although the massive head continued to grow for quite some time). That pillowy head in turn seems to have muted the aromas dramatically. What little aroma there is, is dominated in equal parts by caramel and citrus notes, with a faint herbal or grassy in the finish. The already somewhat light body drops off fairly rapidly to a watery, unimpressive finish, while the initially frothy carbonation diminishes quickly to soft and almost flat. It’s not a bad beer, as such, but it’s almost the perfect poster child for how not to do an ISA. (12/20)

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Birrificio del Ducato Molotov Spice / Herb / Vegetable at 7% ABV (2016 Craft Beer Advent Calendar #18, 330 ml, bottle date 27-Jun-2016, best before 1-Aug-2017, acquired 25-Sep-2016, reviewed 18-Dec-2016)

Appearance: hazy medium gold with one finger of white head diminishing quickly to a persistent thick cap, moderate lacing. (3/5) Aroma: brown apple, yeasty malt, very light spice. (5/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-low bitter, mild spice. (5/10) Palate: medium body, moderate carbonation, medium duration slightly spicy finish. (3/5)

Advent calendar day #18 is pretty boring. Based upon my admittedly limited experience with Italian beers, I tend to find them a pretty middle-of-the-road bunch, and this is no exception. “Proudly brewed with wasabi and appetite for destruction” this might be, but said appetite for destruction does not seem to extend to one’s taste buds, because any wasabi in this is well in the background. For the most part, this comes across as an unremarkable golden ale until well into the glass, at which point a hint of warming becomes apparent (and I might be tempted to conclude this was as much due to the 7% ABV, as to wasabi, were it not for the way it tends to build in the sinuses). (11/20)

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MONYO Brewing Black Alligator Imperial Dark Saison at 9% ABV | 19.5 IBU (2016 Craft Beer Advent Calendar #17, 330 ml, best before 30-Jun-2017, acquired 25-Sep-2016, reviewed 17-Dec-2016)

Appearance: clear deep brown with one finger of loose beige head diminishing rapidly to a thin ring, no lacing. (3/5) Aroma: vinous red berries, chocolate, roasty malt, peppery spice, dried fruit, leather. (7/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-low bitter, mild spice. (7/10) Palate: medium body, lively carbonation, slightly funky warming finish. (3/5)

Advent calendar day #17 brings (I think) my first ever Hungarian beer. Aside from my standard rant about how saisons shouldn’t be high in alcohol, this is actually fairly decent. The warming finish seems to be due in equal parts to the 9% ABV and to the presence of peppers, but it’s fairly well-balanced. I drank it fairly warm, which might have been a contributor to a fairly explosive decapping and short-lived gusher, but I caught it all with the glass so no harm done. The carbonation stayed fairly high throughout, which helps keep this from feeling overly heavy, which is to the good for the stated style. Speaking of which, stylistically, I’ve lumped this in with Dieu Du Ciel!’s Isseki Nichō, but it isn’t quite as good. Still and all, fairly pleasant. (14/20)

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Brewski / Evil Twin Brewing Gno More Gnomes Barley Wine at 10% ABV (2016 Craft Beer Advent Calendar #16, 330 ml, best before 13-Jul-2018, acquired 25-Sep-2016, reviewed 16-Dec-2016)

Appearance: cloudy medium to deep amber with one finger of rocky beige head, good retention and minimal lacing. (3/5) Aroma: figs and dark fruit, toffee, plums and raisins. (8/10) Taste: moderate-high sweet, moderate bitter. (8/10) Palate: medium-full slightly slick body, low carbonation, sweet warming finish. (4/5)

Y’know, I’m really starting to enjoy a good Barley Wine – and day #16 of the Advent calendar brings us a good Barley Wine. It’s Evil Twin, so need I say more? (OK, fine, I might not need to say more, but I will, because that’s how I roll, y’all. This is nice – figs and other dark fruit masterfully blended with a double-digit ABV that never becomes intrusive. Gets just slightly harsh in the finish, which is why I’ve marked it down slightly, but it’s quite nice otherwise.) (16/20)

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Fuggles & Warlock Craftworks Icarus Mosaic Saison Saison at 7% ABV | 35 IBU (C$6.66 at Willow Park Wine & Spirits, 650 ml, no bottle date or best before, acquired 13-Dec-2016, reviewed 15-Dec-2016)

Appearance: hazy straw with two fingers of rocky white head, good retention and spotty lacing. (3/5) Aroma: lemon zest, yeasty funk, tropical fruit, floral. (8/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate bitter, light funky spice. (8/10) Palate: medium-light body, light to moderate carbonation, short mild bitter peppery and funky finish. (4/5)

Nice. Another strong performer from F&W. Mosaic has to be one of the best hops ever.

Fly, on your way, like an eagle,
Fly as high as the sun,
On your way, like an eagle,
Fly and touch the sun.

You go, Icarus. You go, brother. (16/20)

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Fuggles & Warlock Craftworks Chrono Wet Hop IPA American IPA at 6.9% ABV | 66 IBU (C$6.65 at Willow Park Wine & Spirits, 650 ml, bottle date 11-Jul-2016, acquired 13-Dec-2016, reviewed 15-Dec-2016)

Appearance: clear straw with two fingers of fluffy light ivory head, excellent retention and moderate lacing. (5/5) Aroma: dank resin, citrus, pale malt. (8/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate-high bitter, light peppery spice. (8/10) Palate: medium-light body, moderate carbonation, short duration bitter and slightly peppery finish. (4/5)

The best way I can describe how this smells and tastes is, “green.” If you have my particular brand of synaesthesia, you’ll get what I mean. Another way of describing it would be, “Damn, that be some shit!” Unless, y’know, you consider that culturally insensitive, in which case… don’t describe it that way? (It still be some shit, though.) Juicy and dank, my kind of hops. (16/20)

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Fuggles & Warlock Craftworks The Last Mango Witbier at 4.9% ABV | 8 IBU (C$6.66 at Willow Park Wine & Spirits, 650 ml, bottle date 16-Jul-2016, acquired 13-Dec-2016, reviewed 15-Dec-2016)

Appearance: opaque pale gold with one finger of loose white head diminishing rapidly to a thin ring, minimal lacing. (3/5) Aroma: peaches, mango, wheat, light citrus, floral, band-aid. (6/10) Taste: moderate sweet, moderate tart, light bitter. (6/10) Palate: medium-light body, moderate carbonation, short duration light tart finish. (3/5)

Hmmm… my opinion of this diminished as the pint progressed. The initial taste, of the lees out of the bottle, was frankly awesome, verging more on puréed peaches than on mango. As the beer warmed, though, that dropped off rapidly, and the last third or so of the glass carried a distinct burnt rubber / bandaid aroma. I dunno – it’s only 4.9% ABV, so drink it fast? (12/20)

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